Super hot love dolls request air conditioning

Seattle is experiencing an unusual heatwave. Yesterday we reached nearly 90 degrees and today the weather dudes said we will exceed 90. I grew up in the Midwest, so I'm used to the heat, but most Seattlelites are not. Air conditioning is rare and we don't have it at the warehouse. I was talking to the love dolls this morning and they were complaining about how hot it was. They rarely complain. In fact they are the most well behaved sex toys here. (Don't get me started about the cat-o-nine tails.) In fact when they said, "Sexpert Joe, we're so hot," I thought they were bragging.

"I know ladies. You are luscious. You are the hottest love dolls anywhere," I said while adjusting my purple leopard print fuzzy top hat.

"That's not what we mean," Joyous Jade said, "It is hot in here and all I want to do is get naked. Will you let me out of my box?"

"Joyous Jade, I'm sorry you're hot baby, I really am. But if I let you out of your box I'm going to have to let Diana Stretch and Constance Lee, and all the love dolls out. I just can't do that. I'm sorry. It would take hours to put you back and we have to keep you clean for your new owners."

"I see." Joyous Jade said, "I understand, but damn I'm hot."

"Joyous, love, I'm going to do something to help you. I'm going to blog about your predicament and beg people to rescue you from this heat. Okay?" I promised.

"Thanks Sexpert Joe! You are the best! I love you so much!" She said.

"I sure am going to miss you when you're gone, Joyous. Don't tell the others, but you're my favorite," I said.

So please, please, please, rescue a love doll today. They're hot and they want to get naked. All they need is a loving home and a horny friend. Do you have it in your heart to be kind to someone in need? I think you do. Yes, I know you do! www.sextoysupermall.com Sphere: Related Content