Me: Hi Voluptuous Vernoique! Thanks for agreeing to this interview.
Voluptuous Vernoique: My pleasure Sexpert Joe.
Me: So let be me the first to congratulation you on your newly designed face.
Voluptuous Vernoique: Thank you. You know I never thought plastic surgery was for me, but after thoughtful consideration and some great advice from the manufacturer, I thought it was time for a newly designed face.
Me: Well, it just looks fantastic! You really are beautiful.
Voluptuous Veronique: Thank you, you are too kind.
Me: So is it true that your nipples are so hard and erect that they will make me dribble? I mean, does that really ever happen?
Voluptuous Veronique: It does happen. It happens all the time. I have to keep a rag with me everywhere I go because as soon as someone sees me they dribble. When ever I go to the grocery store the manager follows me with wet floor signs.
Me: Wow! Oh my, you're right. Look at this, I'm dribbling right now. It's ridiculous. I've never dribbled in my entire life, but you did it to me.
Voluptuous Veronique: Well it's not me exactly, it's my extra ripe chest, which is part of me, but not really who I am inside.
Me: Who are you?
Voluptuous Veronique: I am a unique love doll who loves sex with anyone and everyone. I love it so much that's all I want to do. I do like spooning too.
Me: You do? Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Voluptuous Veronique: I'm the little spoon of coarse!
Me: Thank you so much for taking the time to talk to me. I need to go because I just can't stop dribbling.
Voluptous Veronique: I understand, belive me.... I understand. Thank you for the interview! Sphere: Related Content
