Joel Kaplan Prostate Probe

Ahoy matey! Just relax as I anchor the Dr. Joel Kaplan Prostate Probe in your butt. The name of this prostate massager is a bit ridiculous, however serious anal play fans will be thrilled by the four beaded silicone nubs as they are probed in and out of thier ass. Seriously, that name reminds me of a bad Alien story. "All I remember is the anal probe. They all probed me. It looked like a giant anchor. That's all I remember." How am I supposed to sound sexy when I say things like, "let me get out my prostate probe before we go any further." If I could re-name this toy I would call it the Anal Anchor. It is a far sexier name and it is more descriptive of the actual toy. Wouldn't you agree? The name Anal Anchor invites some serious roll play, "Come here Sailor boy. I'm going to use my Anal Anchor on that ass!" Ahoy indeed. Sphere: Related Content