Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Quickie Vagina masturbator to go

Um... yes, I’d like an order of fries, two cheeseburgers, a large soda, and a Vagina... to go please.



Yes, now you can take a Vagina to go thanks to Doc Johnson’s UR3 Quickie. This very soft, flexible, and easily mobile male masturbator is the perfect on the go sex toy. It can easily fit in you pocket, but it is far more soft than most pocket masturbators. It is made of Doc Johnson’s patented UR3 realistic material, so it’s like have a real vagina anywhere any time (at fast food prices). Slip into the bathroom at work or at the airport, and squeeze one out. You never know when your going to feel the urge, so keeping it with you in your back pack or your suitcase is probably a great idea. Just don’t accidentally let it fall out during that big meeting. Talk about embarrassing! I should know, it happened to me twice at the grocery store. I tied to pull out my wallet and out comes my Vagina to Go. Ooops!

There is a curious warning on the back, “do not attempt to warm this product in a conventional or microwave oven.” Duh! That rule applies to almost all sex toys. So yeah, don’t bake your Quickie Vagina. Just fuck it. Okay? Sphere: Related Content
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