Doc Johnson Love Stick

The Doc Johnson translucent love stick (pictured left) is simplicity at it's best. The soft luxurious material is perfectly molded to fit the contours of your body while gently massaging your g-spot. The love stick is also perfect for male prostate stimulation. Sometimes simplicity is your best friend. Sphere: Related Content

Silicone Mini Oscillator

The Silicone Mini Oscillator, by California Exotic is like having 4 sex toys in one. the detachable heads fit snugly on the powerful 2 -speed oscillator. This toy is perfect for clitoral stimulation and is small enough to use during intercourse to boost your orgasm to new heights. The Silicone Mini Oscillator uses three AAA batteries and should be used with a water based lubricant like Astroglide. Sphere: Related Content

Five stars for Folsom

Holy crap Folsom was fun. Estocar rocked the house, sex toys were everywhere, and sexual freedom was expressed without incident.

I have to say, I did not expect Folsom to be as kinky as it was. I assumed that Folsom would be like most street fairs that used to be cool. I expected it to be a corporate advertising opportunity with little of it's original flair, but I was pleasantly surprised that Folsom is still rich with culture and it's reputation for kink was met.



Leather daddies were plentiful, there were even some Furies despite the heat. It was not an entirely gay event, but could better be described as Queer. There were men and women enjoying each other (or spanking each other), there were transgender people walking proudly and boldly down the street. Old women danced with young men, and old men proudly displayed their naked bodies. There was no shame -- nothing but pure adult fun.

It was great to see some of the sex toys I talk about on this blog in use. The most common items were bondage related, whips, cat-o-nine tails, cock rings, and so on. Sphere: Related Content

Charity spanking Folsom

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The view from Folsom

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Estocar set up Folsum

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Castro window display

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Off to Folsom

Folsom.... HERE I COME!!! I'm just getting my final things together before I board my very favorite airline, Virgina American.... for a very sexy and fun trip to the Folsom street fair. I will be live blogging throughout, though mostly with my iPhone, so expect lots of photos and videos! I will also be embedded with an awesome Seattle band, Estocar. (Talk about a rock star weekend). If you're in the area, check them out at 2:00 PM at the 12th Street Stage on Sunday. During a radio interview yesterday they announced they will be tossing dildos into the crowd during their set. That's my kind of band. Who needs body surfing when you have dildo throwing? I do! I need both. Okay. Of to the airport.... if only I can find my cuffs. Sphere: Related Content

Should I wear a ball and gag?

I can hardly wait for my brief flight to San Francisco tomorrow for the Folsom Street Fair. Folsom is the kinkiest street fair in the entire country. This will be my first trip, but I'm told by friends that there will be lots of eye candy, exhibition, and my favorite -- surprise. I haven't quite decided how extreme I will dress. What do you think? Any suggestions from some seasoned veterans? Should I wear a ball and gag? Do I need to bring a whip? What about cuffs? What do you suggest my loyal sexy friends? What about this ball and gag?
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Gigantic black dildo

We just got the Doc Johnson Dick Rambone big ass dildo in stock (pictured left). On the right is the new Doc Johson Purple Crystal Jellies six inch Ballsey Dildo, just to give you a point of reference. I'm greatful the dick rambone has a suction cup on the base. I just don't know how anyone could manage to use this thing without one.....

Here it is out of the package.

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Folsom Street Fair

I have some very exciting news to share with you. The Sex Toy Blog will live blog at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco. For those of you that don't know about Folsom, I think this photo sums it nicely.

If you are in the area, I highly recommend Estocar at 2:00 PM on the 12th Street Stage. Rumor has it, sex toys will be involved....

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Quickie Vagina masturbator to go

Um... yes, I’d like an order of fries, two cheeseburgers, a large soda, and a Vagina... to go please.



Yes, now you can take a Vagina to go thanks to Doc Johnson’s UR3 Quickie. This very soft, flexible, and easily mobile male masturbator is the perfect on the go sex toy. It can easily fit in you pocket, but it is far more soft than most pocket masturbators. It is made of Doc Johnson’s patented UR3 realistic material, so it’s like have a real vagina anywhere any time (at fast food prices). Slip into the bathroom at work or at the airport, and squeeze one out. You never know when your going to feel the urge, so keeping it with you in your back pack or your suitcase is probably a great idea. Just don’t accidentally let it fall out during that big meeting. Talk about embarrassing! I should know, it happened to me twice at the grocery store. I tied to pull out my wallet and out comes my Vagina to Go. Ooops!

There is a curious warning on the back, “do not attempt to warm this product in a conventional or microwave oven.” Duh! That rule applies to almost all sex toys. So yeah, don’t bake your Quickie Vagina. Just fuck it. Okay? Sphere: Related Content

Realistic six inch dildo dong

The average penis size is six inches, so in that sense alone the Doc Johnson six inch dildo dong is very realistic. But when you consider the artistry and detail that went into this dildo you can see Doc Johnson is not kidding when they say this sex toy is realistic. The only thing that's not so realistic, is the vibration -- but a little improvement on reality is worth it! Sphere: Related Content

Robotic Black jack stroker penis pump

The California Exotics Black Jack Stroker highlights the best use of penis pumps -- masturbation. Inside the vacuum chamber a robotic masturbator slides up and down while you create perfect pressure using the quick release valve. The result is very similar to an awesome blow job without the risk of teeth. Once you've achieved your desired suction you can let the machine do all the work -- leaving your hands free and clean for Internet surfing or caressing your partner. Now this is a good use of technology! Sphere: Related Content

Doc Johnson iVibe pocket rocket with attachments

The Doc Johnson iVibe pocket rocket (left) is fun just on it's own, but with all these attachments you can really get creative. Use them to tickle and tease yourself or a partner. Or you can massage a tight muscle in your neck. It is small enough to keep in your purse or pocket. All you need is one AA battery and your ready to go. Sphere: Related Content

Joel Kaplan Prostate Probe

Ahoy matey! Just relax as I anchor the Dr. Joel Kaplan Prostate Probe in your butt. The name of this prostate massager is a bit ridiculous, however serious anal play fans will be thrilled by the four beaded silicone nubs as they are probed in and out of thier ass. Seriously, that name reminds me of a bad Alien story. "All I remember is the anal probe. They all probed me. It looked like a giant anchor. That's all I remember." How am I supposed to sound sexy when I say things like, "let me get out my prostate probe before we go any further." If I could re-name this toy I would call it the Anal Anchor. It is a far sexier name and it is more descriptive of the actual toy. Wouldn't you agree? The name Anal Anchor invites some serious roll play, "Come here Sailor boy. I'm going to use my Anal Anchor on that ass!" Ahoy indeed. Sphere: Related Content

Bendable smooth stud vibrator

Not every body is created the same. This bendable vibrator is designed to adjust to almost any person for an individualized sex toy experience. Once you're familiar with your body and what feels best and where, you can bend this 8 1/4 smooth studded vibrator to target you g-spot (or your p-spot if your a dude). Its like having your own sex toy manufacture create a toy designed just for you. Sphere: Related Content

Pussy pump

Pussy pumps are growing in popularity. They are almost as popular penis pumps --- almost. Women who are fans of pussy pumps love them because they draw blood to the surface, engorging the labia and clitoris, resulting in a hypersensitive and easily orgasmic sexual experience. The pussy pump pictured above, is an excellent choice for an average sized woman -- and is a perfect beginner pump. Sphere: Related Content

Erotica turbo 8 double bullets

California Exotic's Erotica Turbo 8 Double Bullets are twice as fun as single bullets. They have soft nubs and are controlled by a single wired remote control. Each bullet can be controlled independently for a variable experience. Let your partner control the bullets to add the element of surprise. I like using one bullet on myself and another on my partner simultaneously. We take turns controlling the bullets and have hours of fun. The Turbo 8 Double Bullets require 4 double AA batteries. I highly recommend using rechargeable batteries. It is better on the pocket book and the planet. Sphere: Related Content

Penis Extender

Does size matter? If you think it does, then it does. If you don't then it doesn't. Size is really about confidence. How confident are you with yourself? How confident is your lover in you? Size does matter to guys. It doesn't matter how often people tell them it doesn't. No one wants to think they are inadequate, so consequently guys can go to extreme measures to increase their size. The most extreme option is surgical augmentation. Before you go that far, you should try the Futurotic Penis Extender. The material is thin and soft enough that it does not dull the sensation for men, particularly if you apply lubricant inside. Check it out:

Adding two inches to yourself can be fun for your partner too. Even if you are comfortable with your size, sometimes partners like to switch things up. The penis extender will give them the feeling that they're doing something new and exciting which will make everyone happy. So yes, size matters if it matters to you.

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A vibrator that looks like a pen

What better way to surprise your lover than with a vibrator that looks like a pen? "Oh let me grab a pen so I can make a shopping list." And then you go get the vibrator pen and pretend like you're going to make your list, "I think we need apples. Honey do we have apples?" As your sweetie-poo is searching for apples, make your approach.

"No it looks like we're out of apples," Snookums replies.

"Well how about these apples?" And then you turn on your little vibrating pen and watch as Cupcake's eyes widen with eager anticipation.

Or.....

You can take it with you to the office. You can sneak away and use it on yourself. You can put it in your butt. And then you can leave it in your pen can on your desk. When the person you like the least asks for a pen, you can hand them the vibrating pen. And then you can think, "I just put that in my butt and now your holding it." They will say, "Um... This pen is strange. It doesn't seem to work." Then you'll say, "Really? Hmm. He just gave it to me..." as you point to the person who is second from the bottom of your "I would hang out with that person for fun list".

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Daily dollar: Plus-Size Strap-On

Get this strap-on for only $1.00 with free shipping if you are the top bidder. What are you waiting for? Bid on your pleasures now! Sphere: Related Content

Penis Pants

Finally there is a way to wear pants and show off your penis at the same time. Finally! Trust me, there is nothing better than strutting around town in a pair of penis pants. You can dress them up with a nice shirt and a bow tie. You can dress them down with a simple white tank top. Penis pants go well with a variety of shoes, though white boat shoes highlight the penis aspect of the pants best.

I like to wear my penis pants to the grocery store. I hang my canvas bags from my penis to free up my hands for important tasks like picking out grapefruit and fondling peaches. I know what your thinking, how many canvas bags do I fit on my penis. Well, fortunately the stretchy rubber material accommodates my entire penis comfortably, so I can fit a good 20 or 30 canvas bags on my penis.

I also like to wear my penis pants to the park. If you have a friend who wears penis pants you can play ring toss! Try tossing rings from penis to penis without your hands. Trust me, you will be the coolest people in the park. Other dudes will ask you, "Hey sport, where did you get those penis pants? I want some." Sphere: Related Content

Alabama Supreme Court upheld ban on sex toys

The Alabama Supreme Court upheld the ban on the sale of sex toys in that state yesterday. From the Birmingham News:

MONTGOMERY - The Alabama Supreme Court on Friday upheld the state's ban on the sale of sex toys, but Love Stuff, the Hoover store that filed the challenge, has no plans to stop selling the devices.

While people have the right to use the devices in private, the Legislature has the right to ban public distribution of those products, the court majority ruled in a 7-2 decision.

Love Stuff had asked the court to strike down the 1998 law, arguing that the ban violated a person's right to sexual privacy. The court upheld the law, saying public morality was a legal

"Public morality can still serve as a legitimate rational basis for regulating commercial activity, which is not a private activity," Associate Justice Michael F. Bolin wrote in the majority opinion.

The judges cited an opinion from the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Atlanta that also upheld the law from a legal challenge filed by the American Civil Liberties Union.

"As the 11th Circuit pithily and somewhat coarsely stated: `There is nothing `private' or `consensual' about the advertising and sale of a dildo,'" the majority opinion said.

Love Stuff attorney Amy L. Herring said the store is reviewing its options. That may include an appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court, because appellate circuits have decided the legal issues differently, Herring said.

"It's been an issue in the Southeast because no one else has a problem with this," Herring said.

Regardless, the store does not plan to close, she said.

Herring said she was pleased that two justices dissented from the majority opinion.

Meanwhile in the 21st Century, we can still legally sell Sex toys in Seattle, WA. Feel free to take advantage of that at the Sex Toy Blog. Because in our state, so called "public morality" means the state does not intrude in the bedrooms of its citizens. I'm guessing the 7 Alabama Supreme Court Justices that ruled against freedom have never used a sex toy. Maybe if they owned one themselves they would feel differently....

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Someone just got a rabbit for a buck

I'm only harping on this because there is likely a limited time for you to find deals for only a buck before our new Sex Toy Bids sex toy auction site blows up. As my loyal fans and readers, I want you to get the deals while they are available. Check out this stellar deal, a rabbit for only $1.00 with free shipping! Makes me horny, how about you? Sphere: Related Content

Daily Dollar: Vibrating Nipple Pasties

The starting bid is only a $1.00 on these lovely Vibrating Nipple Pasties. Enjoy! Sphere: Related Content

Sexy Butt Plug

Doc Johnson Tawny's Naughty Anal Plug Adult Sex Toy Kit is so sleek and sexy who wouldn't want to put in their butt? Plug it up, seriously. Who wants their butt unplugged during sex? Not me? I love putting different things up there -- safe things. Not dangerous things. Nothing that could get stuck up there and cause me to go to the emergency room where I would have to lie and say something ridiculous like, "Doctor, you won't believe this, but I was just walking along and tripped. I landed on this champagne bottle, and now it's stuck. Please help." Not a good plan. Instead, try this stylish and perfectly shaped butt plug. Your ass will thank you. Sphere: Related Content

Daily Dollar: Love Toys Doctor Susie Inflatable Love Doll Love

Dr. Susie is the cheapest medical care available. The starting bid is $1.00 Going once, going twice.... Sphere: Related Content

The Red Boy Strap On

The Doc Johnson Red Boy Penis Strap - On is too unique to ignore. The girth and exaggerated foreskin will tease out an unstoppable orgasm. The Red Boy Strap On curves slightly upward to stimulate both the g-spot and the male p-spot (or prostate). So yes, pegging fans the strap-on will work very well for you too with lots of lube and lots of relaxation. The Red Boy works well on it's own, but can also be easily attached to most O ring strap on harnesses. Sphere: Related Content

Daily Dollar: Palm Pal

Today's daily dollar is the Doc Johnson Palm Pal. The starting price is only $1.00 so get it before someone else does. No reserves, free shipping, and buy now options available. Also if you don't like the buy now option, make us an offer we can't refuse. What are you waiting for? Bid on your desires now. Sphere: Related Content

Sex Toy Blog Exclusive, California Exotic Jack Master

The California Exotic Jack Master won't be released until later this fall, but Sex Toy Blog got a sneak preview of California Exotic's award winning male masturbator, the Jack Master. The Jack Master is hands down the smartest male masturbator on the market.

The Jack Master's unique cutaway design changed the way male masturbators should be made from here on out. There is nothing more disappointing than discovering your favorite masturbator is moldy. In the Pacific Northwest everything becomes moldy if it can not dry out completely, and a sealed masturbator is difficult (if not impossible) to dry out completely. The Jack Master solved that issue brilliantly. By opening the canister, it makes clean up easier than any male mastubator on the market. I don't know why no one has thought of this before.


Innovation is important, but function is even more important. I'm happy to say the Jack Master feels great. I love how easy it is to control the pressure by simply squeezing on the sides. Most canister models require the user to remove the entire inner sleeve for a tighter squeeze, but the Jack Master eliminated that obstacle by leaving part of the inner sleeve exposed rather than the complete capsule found in other brands.

The inner chamber has different textures on either half creating two unique experiences depending on how the masturbator is situated on the shaft. The tip of the chamber features a lube reservoir that you can fill before closing the clam shell. I love the reservoir feature. By filling the reservoir ahead of time you do not have to get your hands messy at all from beginning to end.

The Jack Master looks cool. It looks like a sex toy from the future. We may not have jet packs yet, but at least we have super amazing futuristic sex toys! The clear material inside provides a window for the action -- and for visually stimulated men this only adds to the excitement.

The male masturbator market has a new standard. There is little doubt the Jack Master will inspire other companies to copy these advances, but like most good things in life you should go with the best -- and the best is clearly the Jack Master. Sphere: Related Content

Sex Toy Blog Podcast Episode 18, the best new sex toys

The world of sex toys is always growing and changing, in the week's podcast, the sexperts uncover exciting new toys. What's hot? What's not? Listen to find out.
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Announcing the daily dollar

The Daily Dollar will highlight a new auction on the new sex toy auction site, Sex Toy Bids every day. All bids start at .99 cents (I'm rounding up because Daily Dollar sounds much cooler than daily 99 cents. Don't you agree?) Anyway..... All bids start at 99 cents and include free shipping, so if you are the only one that bids you can get a sex toy for only a dollar... er I mean 99 cents!

Today's Daily Dollar is this lovely Rabbit Vibrator. Starting bid? You guessed it. $1.00 Now go get it before someone else does!
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Purple Pearl Vibrator Dual Gem Shocker Vibrator

Do you ever have a hard time making a choice about where you want it most? The Purple Pearl Vibrator Dual Gems Shocker will spare you from making the impossible choice, butt or vagina. The main shaft has seven inches of vibrating penetrating power that will focus directly on your g-spot. Simultaneously the five inch lower shaft will tease your ass, sending you into an uncontrollable full body orgasm. If that wasn't enough already, rotating pearls will keep you squirming for hours. Sphere: Related Content

Never enough shower douches

Here is another lovely shower douche, by California Exotics. I'm sure you will have a blast using it, just like so many of my dear, dear friends.

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Butt Banger Masturbator

The butt banger male masturbator is soooo hot. There is nothing sexier than a dude laying on his stomach with his dick and balls pointing back at you. Nothing. The cock and balls are not only sexy, but they massage your balls as they rub against them while you are going to town on this tight little ass. Use plenty of lube, and you will want to ride this cock hungry ass for a long, long time. Sphere: Related Content

Put this caterpillar in your vagina and like it

The Top Cat Curvey Caterpillar is a fun twist on traditional rabbits. Ridges and and bumps not only give this vibrator a sexy squirmy appearance, it will massage your g-spot and clitoris in ways only a multi legged critter can. Sphere: Related Content

This clitoral jewelry has been in my family for generations

Jewelry is probably the most common family heirloom. In my family whenever someone dies, there is inevitably a moment when the women gather around a table covered with jewelry. "Oh my. Isn't this beautiful. Remember when Selma wore this daisy pendent to the family reunion? Do you mind if I have it? I've always admired it."

Then the bartering begins, "You can have the daisy pendent if I can have the ruby ring," an ambitious niece might say while licking her lips.

Clitoral jewelry is becoming increasingly popular. I wonder if as time goes by families sitting before a shrine of tangled pearl necklaces and platinum bracelets will also discover Aunt Betsy's clitoral jewelry. "She promised it to me. She said I should have it for my wedding night, and you all know I'm getting married next year," her adoring niece might say.

"Well you can have it as long as I can have her pearl necklace," a cousin will say.
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