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Monday, July 31, 2017

Using a Vibrator to Achieve Your First Orgasm

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Hey Its National Orgasm Day! 

Got a case of the Mondays? Did the weekend not treat you right?  Did you not get any?

For some women, achieving an orgasm during intercourse can be difficult if not seemingly impossible. There are many reasons for this challenge and they differ from person to person. They range from mental blocks to unknowing partners. Vibrators are a great tool for women who want to achieve orgasm, but need a little extra help. Below is the Mini Miracle Massager Magic Wand.
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For the first timer, a classic vibrator like the Cal Exotics Swedish Erotica Miracle Massager can bring amazing results. The design is more about function than sexiness which is part of its success. A woman's orgasm is just as mental as it is physical. Sometimes the more physically similar to a dick a vibrator looks, the less appealing it is to someone. With The Erotica Miracle, that's one less obstacle in the way your orgasm.

 
Spend some time learning how your new vibrator works ahead of time. Play with all the buttons and nobs. Make sure it is fully charged, or if it a plug-in model, make sure there is plenty of electrical cord to help you move around. Preparation is key.

As you're preparing to use your new vibrator. Set out some time when you know no one will be around. Set the mood, play relaxing music, light candles, have a long bath with scented oils, and so on. Treat yourself like a queen.

Once you are good and relaxed and you understand how your toy works, start thinking sexy thoughts. What turns you on? Did your partner say or do something nice for you. Is there a sexy girl or guy at work? If it is your thing, watch a sexy movie or look at some magazines.

While your imagination is going wild gently start touching yourself. Play with your clitoris with your fingers, caress the inside of your labia, and do what feels good. Move you hands throughout your body. Linger where it tingles, and move on where it does not. Continue this dance between your body and your vagina until you really get turned on.  Below is the Original Miracle Massager.
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Once you start feeling even more aroused turn on your vibrator and apply gentle pressure to your clitoris. Move your vibrator around your body, particularly the places that felt amazing when you were just using your hand. Tease your clitoris with different pressures and different vibration speeds. When you are really enjoying the vibrator, turn it off. I know it seems strange, but turn it off. You are about to tease yourself into submission. When you feel yourself begging for more apply the vibrator again. It will feel more intense than it did before because you are longing for it.

The most important lesson here is about pleasure. Remember yourself. Know how good you feel and that you deserve it. If your first attempt with your vibrator does not achieve the results you were hoping for, that's OK. Keep trying. Eventually you will orgasm, and once you do, you will never look back.

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Sunday, July 30, 2017

Have You Ever Skimped on a Gift to Buy Yourself a Sex Toy?

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Have You Ever Skimped on a Gift to Buy Yourself a Sex Toy?

Yesterday I proposed a very important question, do sex toys make good housewarming gifts?

The responses were mixed. Gift givers usually responded with doubts that giving a sex toy was a good housewarming gift. They did not see sex toys as something that necessarily warmed a house.

The positive responses I received were from people assuming they were on the receiving end (pun intended). They overwhelmingly supported the idea of receiving a sex toy as a housewarming gift, particularly when compared to the gift my friends gave -- coasters.

One of my friends who went in on the coaster purchase (yes it was a group purchase) sent me this very important clarification about their gift choice:
yes, the coasters were a bit lame. but they were hand silk-screened by a local artist and allowed us extra money for our dildo fund. Yay for dildo funds


Yes this is a vitally ponderous development in our gift giving story. The coasters certainly do sound nice. Not many people can boast, "Dude, check out my coasters. Yes, that is original silk screening. I know, I know. They blow your mind."

On the other hand my friends knowingly skimped on their gift so they could buy themselves a sex toy. Honestly, can you blame them? Who really wants to spend good money on someone else anyway? Particularly someone like "heterosexual" Mr. Big Feet who knowingly poses in his underwear in front of two gay men while two lollipops stick out of his boxers? I mean seriously doesn't this guy sound like he deserves fancy coasters?

My friends were hardly the first people in the world to lame out on a gift so they could have something more fun. Who hasn't gone shopping for someone else, but ended up buying something for his/herself instead -- or worse kept the intended gift and skipped giving a gift at all?

I certainly have. When I was in pre-school I was invited to a classmate's birthday party. My mom took me shopping and we picked out a puzzle, but when I realized the birthday party was at the same time as the Tom and Jerry Show, I faked illness. Since I was "sick" my mom let me keep the puzzle. Cartoons and toys, double score!

I don't think there is anything wrong with this strategy at all. Maybe its because my mom rewarded me at such a young age for pulling it off. Whatever the reason, the next time you have an opportunity to give someone else a gift for a housewarming or a birthday, why not get something nicer for yourself? You deserve it.

A friend's birthday is coming up. I was thinking about getting her the Vibratex Water Dancer Vibrator. Picture upper right hand cornver of this post. It is a super sweet toy by the inventor of the Rabbit. In fact, it is one of my favorite clitoral simulators. I know she would absolutely love it..... or maybe I'll just get something for myself instead. Choices, choices.

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Saturday, July 29, 2017

Salute This! Trannsexual Army


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Please note that I do understand that the word Shemale and Tranny is a offensive slur to many and simple used that word when searching for porn. Ok lets get back to my post.

FYI Gia Darling Transsexual Doll with 7-Inch Removable Cock is to my right

I was searching for some military porn for this post after Donald Trumps announcement. I searched the following keywords Tranny, Shemales, Trannsexuals and there was nothing! What The Fuck we got Trannsexual porn about Babysitters, Cheerleaders, and Cops.

Shoutout to Austin’s Mayor Steve Adler who said trans troops are welcome on his city’s law enforcement.

Someone needs to put to get together a Donal Trump Transsexual Porn Parody together. Does Melania look a little trans? Is it just me? Transvestigation did I just make a new word?

Spkeaking of  Freedom...Did you know it is illegal to own sex toys in some countries? Saudi Arabia strictly forbids ownership and the use of sex toys, for example. Thankfully in the United States it is not a Federal crime to own or use sex toys between consenting adults. As we celebrate all the freedoms that we enjoy as Americans today -- the freedom to blow shit up, the freedom to eat potato salad and drink beer, the freedom to say how much we love to drink beer and blow shit up, let's remember too our freedom to use sex toys and watch Tranny Porn.

There is nothing more patriotic, more symbolic of America than a gigantic dildo or a strap on secure for a good pegging. Yes, it is indeed the greatest act of freedom to say, "fuck yeah, I'm American and I want to fuck myself with that vibrating thingy while I watch some hot tranny porn." It brings tears to my eyes to think of it. We are an awesome country full of glory, whole with honor. We are brave and noble. Yes, this is America and I want to fuck myself with that vibrating thingy!

The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave

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Doc Johnson The Manhandler

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The Manhandler is a sexy and kinky anal toy furnished with a utilitarian handle for added roll play options, and more importantly ease of use. The textured shaft curves slightly upwards for a male g-spot orgasmic explosion. The Manhandler is perfect for S&M scenes for an added drama. At fifteen inches long, no one will be left feeling empty.

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Friday, July 28, 2017

Wicked Pictures Suicide Squad Parody

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Yes, this is a lame attempt of blog post this Friday. I promise to knock your socks off tomorrow.

Who doesn't like a good Parody?  Wicked Pictures might just be the "Weird Al" Yankovic of Porn Parodies with their parody of Suicide Squad.


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Thursday, July 27, 2017

How To Use A Rabbit Vibrator

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How To Use A Rabbit Vibrator from a Sex Toy Veteran
The first time I went to a sex shop, I literally sneaked in because I did not want anyone to see me go in or probably get caught on a sick TV show with a huge dildo in my hands. But it wasn’t that and I walked out with a tiny rabbit vibrator in my bag. This was the early days before ecommerce, Sex and The City, Fifty Shades of Grey and the sex positive culture we have today.

Today, a lot of ladies are exploring their sexuality using different adult sex toys but the vibrator is right on top of that very long list of adult toys and in this article, I’ll be taking you through the basics so you can get the best out of rabbit vibrator and feel sexy all over again.

Use Water Lube
A lot of ladies find it hard to get wet when they make use of a rabbit vibrator and this makes it pretty hard to use a rabbit vibrator for many first timers. So it is necessary to add some personal lubricant to your clitoris to have you feeling hornier than ever and you could add some to the shaft of the vibrator and ears so you can get the best sensation possible.

Tease Yourself
It is important that you take your time when you are making use of a rabbit vibrator or any other adult sex toy. This is why you might need to rub your labia and thighs down with rabbit vibrator a little bit slower until you are begging to deep it inside of you. Start slow and once you feeling like you can take more, increase the tempo and you could be on the way to an explosive orgasm.

Adjust To Your Taste
A lot of ladies often mistake a vibrator for just a fast machine that cannot be adjusted to suit their rhythm but this totally wrong as it is a tool that you can control to fulfil all your sexual desires. Once you have it inside of you, the rabbit ears should nuzzle your clitoris but feel free to adjust it to suit you. This is because it is flexible so it can bend, twist and push just as you wish.

It Is Couple Friendly
A lot of ladies think using a rabbit vibrator will affect their relationship but this is totally wrong because it can enhance your relationship and sex life in more ways than one. It can help build the sexual tension between you and your partner. However, there are so men that have issues with it because they feel it will replace their “joystick” but you can your man get rid of this fear by slowing easing it into your sex life. This means you might have to let them work the vibrator into you and let them control the pace and rhythm.

Rabbit vibrators are a sexy and fun adult toy that will spice your sex life in more ways than one if you know how to work your way with it and with this post, you are already half through it.

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Wednesday, July 26, 2017

A Dick On Your Chin

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Have you ever wanted a penis on your chin? Maybe you've never thought about it before, about how convenient it would be to have a penis on your chin. Well guess what, you don't have to wait any longer to experience the wonder of having penis chin. Meet the Accommodator:

 

A penis on your chin, also known as "dick chin" has a lot of great uses. For example, if it is really dark you can walk around with a dick chin so that you don't run into things.

Dick chins also make great Halloween Costume props. "Who are you," your friends will ask.

"Oh I'm former Vice President Dick Chiney. Do you want to go hunting?" This could be the scariest costume of the year!

 
Of coarse dick chins were designed mainly for oral sex. While wearing it you can penetrate your partner while doing your thing. But with all the possibilities available for dick chins, don't limit yourself to their intended purpose. They are just too much fun!

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Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Shower Anal Douche

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Gay men are raving about shower anal douches. They are the most popular niche toy on the market right now. I will be writing about a conversation with my gay best friend that I had about douches a few weeks ago, but I thought I should bring them up again since I recently discovered the Kink by Doc Johnson Flow Full Flush

One of my bffs had his birthday a couple of weekends ago. My friend Soccer Tutu and I were enjoying the summer night. Ripe with libations and strangers to torment, we quizzed the birthday party attendees on their shower habits, "Have you ever shower douched?" We didn't discriminate; straight, gay, questioning, male, female -- they were all fair game. What we discovered was not very surprising. Asking people if they douche in the shower at a party not only surprises them, but it embarrasses them. This didn't stop us from conducting our informal sociological study. No, it emboldened us in our steadfast mission to learn who douched and who did not.

The results fit our hypothesis, straight men do not douche (or at least they are unwilling to admit it). Women, not so much. But gay men either already douched and were proud to talk about it, or were so curious they tugged at us for more information.

Avid anal douche fans raved about shower douches. These simple devices screw onto your shower head pipe. When the shower is turned on, it provides the user with a constant stream of douching excellence. If you want to have an extra fancy set up, you should attach your shower anal douche to a dual shower head so that you can both shower and douche without having to switch anything out.

So tell me, do you anal douche?

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Monday, July 24, 2017

Doc Johnson Gigantic Dick Rambone Black Dildo

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We just got the Doc Johnson Dick Rambone big ass dildo in stock (pictured left). On the right is the new Doc Johson Purple Crystal Jellies six inch Ballsy Dildo, just to give you a point of reference. I'm greatful the dick rambone has a suction cup on the base. I just don't know how anyone could manage to use this thing without one.....

Here it is out of the package.

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Sunday, July 23, 2017

Random Kinky Thoughts on Jerry Seinfeld

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Do you remember that Seinfeld where Jerry is dating a woman and can't remember her name? He remembers it rhymes with a female body part, but that's it.

Oh Jerry....

Seinfeld: A XXX Parody

Speaking of Seinfeld.... I just came across this lovely delight. The Seinfeld XXX Parody Porn. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to actually see Jerry and Elaine get it on? Someone certainly has and they made a porn all about it....

Thank you for reading my random thoughts on Seinfeld. I'm sure our culture is richer now.

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Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket

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The Doc Johnson pink pocket rocket is fun just on it's own, but with all these attachments you can really get creative. Use them to tickle and tease yourself or a partner. Or you can massage a tight muscle in your neck. It is small enough to keep in your purse or pocket. All you need is one AA battery and your ready to go.

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Friday, July 21, 2017

Fantasy Panties, Our Secret, Your Pleasure!

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Shortbus (2006) is by far the most sex positive fiction film produced to date. Hold on hold on hold on hear me out before you cry foul all you Fifty Shades of Grey fans.

John Cameron Mitchell, famous for his roll as Hedwig in Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001), was the mastermind behind Shortbus and its ground breaking portrayal of sex in a non-pornographic major motion picture. Unlike most sex scenes in mainstream film, Shortbus does not shy away from the realities of sex. Audiences witness real penetration, orgasms, orgies, and yes even sex toys. One storyline focuses on Sofia, played by Sook-Yin Lee, a sex therapist that has yet to experience an orgasm. As part of her journey to find the big O, Sofia was introduced to a remote controlled vibrating panty. She wore the vibrator at a party and gave the remote control to her husband. Her husband was able to stimulate Sofia at his will, and by her surprise, by simply pressing a button that linked to a small vibrator attached to her underwear. The toy without a doubt created some very interesting moments in the film. You don’t have to just fantasize about that experience, you can try it for yourself.

Remote Controlled Vibrating Panties

There are several models available on the market to choose from. My favorites are those that feature a wireless remote control so you can play some serious games with your partner or yourself. Blue Motion Nex1 Bluetooth Vibrating Panty is a great choice because the remote control app enables you or a parnter to control the action over the Internet.  California Exotic also has a shorter range model available. The Love Rider features a kinky Hipster panty and has a pliable probe.

The as seen on Oprah sex Guru, Dr. Laura Berman, has an excellent product called the Astrea I Remote Vibrating Thong. The black lace panties that are included are by far the most sensual on the market. I also like the Astrea I because the vibrator is removable. If you are crafty you can sew a pouch into any pair of panties you own, so in effect you could wear the vibrator every day if you wanted to. The Astrea I’s remote control’s 12 ft+ range is not as long as the California Exotic’s 15-20 foot remote, but at 12+ feet, there is plenty of range for some very creative and exciting situations.

I realize, one size does not fit all, so for larger ladies you may want to try the California Exotic Little Black Panty, featuring an elastic waist that fits up to size 44”. Pipedream’s Fantasy Panty comes equipped with a bullet that you place into a soft beaded slot that rests gently against the clitoris and very effectively holds the vibrator in place.

Some inspiration for you and your remote control vibrating panties:

Whichever remote control vibrating panty you choose, just imagine the possibilities. You could wear it at work and give the remote to your not-so-secret secret admirer. If that’s a little too daring for you, take the Shortbus root and wear it to a party or to a nightclub and give the remote to your partner for a night full of fun and surprises. If you don’t want to leave the house with your vibrating panties, that’s fine too! You can wear them while you are watching a movie, or making dinner, or cleaning the house. The options are only limited by your imagination. What ever you do, I guarantee a vibrating panty set will spice things up.

Vibrating Panties Wired and Wireless

For those of you who are not quite ready to hand over a remote control for unexpected stimulation, you may want to try the Vibrating Panty Pal by Cal Exotics. This magnetic wireless wonder comes in several different shapes including hearts, butterflies, and stars. The magnetic feature allows you to easily attach the vibrator to different places. The design is simple yet very versatile.

Two choices that will enhance your partner’s experience at the same time you are getting a thrill are Hustler Toys Vibrating Lover’s Thong with Stroker Beads and the Vibrating Crotchless Panty. The stroker beads rest along both sides of the labia while simultaneous pleasuring her and massaging his shaft. Meanwhile a silver bullet vibrates adding an orgasmic inducing thrill. The Vibrating Crotchless Panty has a similar effect but does not include the stroker beads.

The Butterfly Vibrating Panties are nice twist on the silver bullet panties. Butterfly panties work by holding a butterfly shaped vibrating in place. The “butterfly” has a nose that tickles the clitoris while its tale buzzes the rear. California Exotic’s Venus Butterfly includes a variable speed wired remote that can be easily adjusted even during the most intense moments. For those of you on a budget there is a very similar generic brand model called the Multi-speed Butterfly Snuggler.

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