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Saturday, July 29, 2017

Salute This! Trannsexual Army

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Please note that I do understand that the word Shemale and Tranny is a offensive slur to many and simple used that word when searching for porn. Ok lets get back to my post.

FYI Gia Darling Transsexual Doll with 7-Inch Removable Cock is to my right

I was searching for some military porn for this post after Donald Trumps announcement. I searched the following keywords Tranny, Shemales, Trannsexuals and there was nothing! What The Fuck we got Trannsexual porn about Babysitters, Cheerleaders, and Cops.

Shoutout to Austin’s Mayor Steve Adler who said trans troops are welcome on his city’s law enforcement.

Someone needs to put to get together a Donal Trump Transsexual Porn Parody together. Does Melania look a little trans? Is it just me? Transvestigation did I just make a new word?

Spkeaking of  Freedom...Did you know it is illegal to own sex toys in some countries? Saudi Arabia strictly forbids ownership and the use of sex toys, for example. Thankfully in the United States it is not a Federal crime to own or use sex toys between consenting adults. As we celebrate all the freedoms that we enjoy as Americans today -- the freedom to blow shit up, the freedom to eat potato salad and drink beer, the freedom to say how much we love to drink beer and blow shit up, let's remember too our freedom to use sex toys and watch Tranny Porn.

There is nothing more patriotic, more symbolic of America than a gigantic dildo or a strap on secure for a good pegging. Yes, it is indeed the greatest act of freedom to say, "fuck yeah, I'm American and I want to fuck myself with that vibrating thingy while I watch some hot tranny porn." It brings tears to my eyes to think of it. We are an awesome country full of glory, whole with honor. We are brave and noble. Yes, this is America and I want to fuck myself with that vibrating thingy!

The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave

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